tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81903291493550689522012-02-16T21:02:51.086-05:00Just the random things that are said that make me... you get the idea.AMDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03922782925529670676noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-64020549295591758452011-12-17T05:56:00.001-05:002011-12-17T05:56:21.037-05:00<div><p>I think I may have unbuttoned my pants.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-6402054929559175845?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03922782925529670676noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-57466668324075427092011-11-23T23:11:00.001-05:002011-12-17T05:57:13.106-05:00<div><p>I just farted I'm so pissed off.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-5746666832407542709?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03922782925529670676noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-88291510935055546202011-10-18T19:42:00.001-04:002011-10-18T19:42:20.947-04:00<div><p>Its dark in there... What time do they close?</p><p>...its tinted glass...</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-8829151093505554620?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-41173551781505943242011-10-08T12:37:00.001-04:002011-10-09T11:21:31.520-04:00<div><p>The Ren Faire.&#160; Its like Spring Break for LARPers... Corsets and all.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-4117355178150594324?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-81901632892277366072011-09-24T13:50:00.002-04:002011-09-24T22:20:13.420-04:00<div>I feel like these are for people who eat the next morning pill as candy.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-8190163289227736607?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-10645539715492635842011-09-16T21:20:00.001-04:002011-09-16T21:20:04.987-04:00<div><p>Quit bustin my ass, its all I have left to fall on.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-1064553971549263584?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-79293019430980009982011-09-07T18:04:00.001-04:002011-09-07T18:04:18.424-04:00<div><p>Did you get dinner?</p><p>Not officially...</p><p>Spoken like a true fat ass.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-7929301943098000998?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-29977021458089957192011-08-30T18:08:00.001-04:002011-08-30T18:08:05.185-04:00<div><p>"Soup or egg roll?" </p><p>"Egg roll. I don't like soup."</p><p>"What?"</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-2997702145808995719?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-71864283976455733312011-08-29T21:29:00.000-04:002011-08-29T21:29:58.598-04:00So what you're saying is that you want to sit down and watch the seven plus hours of the Twilight series currently on DVD... just to make sure that your joke makes sense?<br /><br />I love your logic.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-7186428397645573331?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-69305322876853465232011-08-24T18:02:00.001-04:002011-08-24T18:02:29.923-04:00<div><p>My pants smell like a basement.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-6930532287685346523?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-45514842625169313252011-08-21T20:04:00.001-04:002011-08-21T20:04:25.007-04:00<div><p>When did you learn to change oil? Did you learn that on youtube? </p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-4551484262516931325?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-72712775662650232432011-08-17T14:44:00.000-04:002011-08-17T14:44:36.228-04:00I'm just curious to see how big your dock is...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-7271277566265023243?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-22577546023056659162011-08-14T17:56:00.002-04:002011-08-14T17:56:33.735-04:00Your face smells good.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-2257754602305665916?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-17196990230988742372011-08-12T12:07:00.001-04:002011-08-12T12:07:51.443-04:00<div><p>Do you realize you just made a correlation between someone eating her husband's ashes and Fun Dip.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-1719699023098874237?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-6259291594628498882011-08-10T17:43:00.001-04:002011-08-10T17:43:06.419-04:00<div><p>Are you wearing Brute? You smell like middle school gym class.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-625929159462849888?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-20216212261784756022011-08-10T17:34:00.001-04:002011-08-10T17:34:43.053-04:00<div><p>Things behind smoked glass are hot.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-2021621226178475602?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-33101709494399882872011-08-05T22:50:00.001-04:002011-08-05T22:50:55.742-04:00<div><p>I know this is weird, but you smell like Knoeble's.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-3310170949439988287?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-44142159863446144812011-08-05T21:57:00.001-04:002011-08-05T21:57:00.188-04:00<div><p>"A rain candle."</p><p>*falls out of casing</p><p>"Great. How am I gunna get that back in?"</p><p>"A RAPE CANDLE?!?"</p><p>*shakes head unable to breathe</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-4414215986344614481?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-78836458586037989012011-08-05T21:19:00.001-04:002011-08-05T21:19:07.271-04:00<div><p>I'm so glad we walked off that tofu to get pizza later.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-7883645858603798901?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-48726559669779821032011-08-05T19:55:00.001-04:002011-08-05T19:55:05.866-04:00<div><p>Its like spring break for preteens.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-4872655966977982103?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-21300673790435432572011-07-29T00:03:00.000-04:002011-07-29T00:03:29.762-04:00"Turn there!"<br /><br />*swerves to make turn*<br /><br />"Way to late with the direction... What's next?"<br /><br />"What?"<br /><br />"What do I do next?"<br /><br />"You go straight for awhile and then turn..."<br /><br />*smacks forehead*<br /><br />"No shit."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-2130067379043543257?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8190329149355068952.post-36784395612694581002011-07-27T23:47:00.000-04:002011-07-27T23:47:16.332-04:00*tosses twine roll up and down*<br /><br />"That's good twine."<br /><br />*laughs*<br /><br />"Is that how you test if something is good - just toss it in the air?"<br /><br />*feigns tossing an object*<br /><br />"Aww... that's a good baby."<br /><br />*hilarity ensues*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8190329149355068952-3678439561269458100?l=shakeshead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AMDnoreply@blogger.com0